neo retro phones
Despite its name, the owlbear is in fact neither owl nor bear - it is a large species of rodent whose external incisors resemble a curved "beak." The enamel of these incisors is colored brown because of iron compounds. This hard substance wears down at a slower rate than the regular tooth, thus producing a sharp edge at the tooth tip.
It is thought that owlbears are evolved from smaller burrowing rodents who made use of their external teeth as digging implements. Their ancestors lacked external pinnae, but the modern owlbear's fur grows in an owl-like facial disk to direct sound -- a case of convergent evolution.
Or, what if dnd owlbears were just big mole rats.
WOOOO
the 'e' in emoji is always pronounced UNLESS! a word that ends with an 'e' sound precedes it. then it's just a moji
I've been trying not to call people mean names when I get into arguments so now my default when I get a lil frustrated is to say "babe" which as u might understand is not particularly conducive to customer service
Had a guy piss me off so badly yesterday I called him babygirl
For reference im a scrawny 19 year old girl wearing too much eyeliner and he was a 40 year old man in an American flag carhartt jacket. We were both so surprised the disagreement just ended right there
It’s more of a pussy out kind of year
sick of how the old prophecies always leave out key details tbh. they’re like Yea Þere Will Come Þe Yeare Of Pusseye Outte but never add (Because Ye Shall Nevere Leave Yon Abode For Feare Of Þe Ravaging Plague) it’s such bullshit.
They love him for his swagless meltdowns homoerotic relationship with his friend and long hair
Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…
Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”
lol hey so my Twitter @higashikitkat was hacked and all they did was change my pfp to a skeleton in wraparounds???? like how do you expect me to be mad at that
Y'all really see [REDACTED] and hit that reblog button, huh?

[REDACTED]?
what does this say i just saw [REDACTED] and hit reblog
I hate all of you
In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular